Season Premiere

You know what really, really blows? To wait, all summer long, for your favorite show to come back on the air, because they left you hanging, waiting and wondering and speculating as to what on earth could possibly happen when finally, finally, the season premiere comes on and by the end...you're really no further along than at the beginning of summer.

That, my friend, blows. And if I'm ever a big fancy schmancy producer person I promise I will never, ever do that to my loyal fans.