Animal Kingdom

I have a little green glass octopus that sits on my vanity, that my mom gave me years ago. This weekend, Zoe saw it for the first time.

"What is that?"

"It's an octopus."

"I want it."

"Sweetie, you can't have it right now. It's glass and it might break. When you're all grown up and a big girl, you can have it."

"When I'm a big girl, I will have the octopiss."

Armadildos and octopisses...we've got our very own twisted menagerie.