too much

119:365

Someone left a bag of kettle corn on my desk. I ate most of it today, then felt sick for hours.

Kettle corn = bad.
My willpower = weak.

Also, I questioned the English Department Chair on why we require students to read "The Old Man and The Sea." Not only did I fail to convince him that this is futile as none of our students are 40 years old, by the end of the conversation I was somehow unwittingly added to the list of book discussion moderators when the boys return in the fall. This did not go as planned.