A day of birth: GPL

We've attended too many funerals lately, so it is with great, joyful pleasure that I congratulate Tiffany and Doug on the arrival of their first baby, Gavin Phillip. Hang on, guys, you're in for one helluva ride and more fun than you could ever imagine. And, here's a little message for wee Gavin (who isn't so wee, actually, tipping the scales at 8 lb 15 oz): your parents are totally kick-ass but new at all this, so go easy on 'em and sleep a lot.

Yes, Auntie Aim had to be the first person to use expletives around the baby. I figure it'll be a few years before he can read, though, so I'm safe for awhile.

We send our love to all three of you!