Hmmm, which way should I go?

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1. What if I want to go right?
2. The neon signs, flashing arrows and traffic cop are on backorder.
3. They could have at least made one in Spanish.
   

What's kinda funny is that just off to the left, where the arrows are pointing, is a large trash dumpster. I made a shot that included the dumpster, but it wasn't positioned well and I couldn't get it to work aesthetically.

Do you think they put all three signs up at once? Or maybe the first sign, and then after illiterate people kept going to the right, the second sign, and then when illiterate and blind people kept going to the right, the third sign? "No, no, no. That will never do. It's just not enough. Let's try arrows!"