And the fork ran away with the poon

M and Zozo had this conversation yesterday, while I listened and, of course, cracked up:

Z: Daddy, eat with a poon.
M: Spoon.
Z: Poon.
M: Ssssssssssssspoon.
Z: Poon.
M: Sssssssssssss
Z: Ssssssssssss
M: Ssssssssssssssssp
Z: Ssssssssssssssp
M: Sssssssssssssspuh
Z: Sssssssssssssspuh
M: Sssssssssssspoo
Z: Ssssssssssspoo
M: Sssssssssssssspoon!
Z: 'POON!

Zozo wins.